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Best “Out of Office” Auto Replies ….

Best “Out of Office” Auto Replies Ever….

(Image with thanks to John Redmond/Tourism Ireland Imagery).

As today is my last day I Ericsson LM Ireland, I have to put my out of office on, which reminded me of an amusing list of amusing “out of office replies” that I saw before, so I thought I would share with you. Hope you enjoy:

  1. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all.
  2. I will be unable to delete your email until I return from holiday on 1 April. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
  3. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $15.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
  4. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.
  5. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
  6. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as ‘Margaret’ instead of ‘Steve’.(and my favourite):
  7. I’ve run away to join a different circus.

On a serious note, my actual out of office says I am leaving Ericsson today. I’ve met some fantastic people here in Ericsson Ireland, and I would most especially like to thank the other members of the recruitment team and the hiring managers whom I have had the pleasure to work with. Ericsson is an easy place to recruit for because it is such a fantastic place to work, and I have enjoyed every minute of it.

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